Currently 82 stories (not counting sequels). Last updated on 2009/02/27.
Note: This is a MASTER LIST, NOT a rec list. Bear in mind that quality of the stories varies.
This list is divided into several sections by pairing/genre: Harry/Perry | Harry/Perry/Harmony | gen, het, other slash. Please scroll down to find specific category.
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Action Man by Relupin
Harry/Perry, PG-13, 1659 words, pre-slash. Summary: Harry isn’t gay, he just likes watching men in tights.
Excerpt: “Perry, you will not regret this!” Harry promises beside me, clutching my blazer sleeve in excitement. It’s 9:30 on a Sunday night, and Harry thinks we need to see the new Action Man movie. He’s been gushing about it for weeks, and now here we are, standing in line at the popcorn counter. “See, there’s this guy, Action Man, right?”
Better Off by Csi-Sanders1129
Harry/Perry, PG-13, 3500 words, first time. Summary: Someone from Perry’s past turns up and Harry thinks they’re up to no good.
Excerpt: I shot Perry a look, recognizing the name myself. Harmony had been to me what this guy was to Perry. For those of you unaware of who Harmony is, go look up the DVD, cause I’m not explaining it now.
The Case of the Very Gay Detectives by Michelle Christian
Harry/Perry, NC-17, ~4800 words, humour, first time. Summary: It’s not easy waking up one day and realizing you’re Rupert Everett.
Excerpt: Problem was, I was broke, I didn’t have a job anymore, since Dabney had gone ahead and hired Colin Farrell and didn’t need me. That also meant I didn’t have a place to live since Dabney had been footing the bill to pay for my hotel. So I was homeless in the City of Angels, and I turned to my closest friend.
Chocolate Cake by Relupin
Harry/Perry, PG-13, 1116 words, first time, humour. Prompt: “chocolate cake”.
Excerpt: He decided to bake her a chocolate cake for her birthday because he’s a stupid fuckhead and the king of the Idiot tribe. In spite of this, I have to admit… the blank look on his face is kinda cute, especially since he’s being completely silent. He’s been working for half an hour now, but so far he’s only managed to make a mess in my kitchen. Idiot.
The Completely Un-Accidental Way that Harry Hooked Up with Perry by Gryvon (or here)
Harry/Perry, NC-17, ~2400 words, humour, first time. Summary: If he was gay, it was all Perry’s fault.
Excerpt: Well, you know how some guys can’t get it up when they’re really wasted? I have the opposite problem. So Perry, thinking I’m just a harmless drunk and completely blitzed out of my gourd, takes me back to his place.
Crash Course In Social Intercourse by Morphinelovexx
Harry/Perry, NC-17, 1500 words. Summary: Being invited to a wedding is one thing; going to your ex-wife’s wedding is another.
[Have not read] WIP. Excerpt: Things didn’t come in the mail addressed to Harry. It wasn’t exactly a rule, having more to do with the fact that Harry hadn’t put in a change of address to the postal service, so when a white envelope with fancy lettering arrived addressed to Harold Lockhart, Perry was more than a little confused. And perhaps a bit suspicious.
Demonic Artificial Cooling System by Kagerune
Harry/Perry, PG, 253 words.
[Have not read] Excerpt: Once in a while the temperature doesn’t drop at night in L.A. Those are nights when Perry leaves the air conditioning on when they sleep. Harry lived in New York and was used to having the air conditioning on during summer nights, but he hasn’t lived there for so long.
Double take by Soraya
Harry/Perry, NC-17, 3447 words, established relationship. Summary: Harry ends up in another situation he’s not quite ready for.
Excerpt: Oh my God, what the hell was I thinking? I didn’t know the first thing about sucking cock, let alone one this big. Perry’s cock was probably used to fantastic blowjobs from guys, who’d been gay for far longer than a week. And it was going to judge me! Hell, for all I knew it was already comparing my technique with Brad’s and Tom’s and fuck knows who else.
Electrocution by Kagerune
Harry/Perry, NC-17, ~80 words (+ an image).
The art is NSFW.
Everyone Deserves a Nickname by Michelle K (or here)
Harry/Perry, R, 277 words, humour, established relationship. Summary: Harry has an idea.
Excerpt: After fucking Perry for six months, Harry started to think he might be a little bit gay.
An Eye For An Eye by Csi-Sanders1129
Harry/Perry, R, 4425 words, crossover with Psych. Summary: Shawn and Gus embark on a quest to L.A. to help out a friend of the Chief.
[Have not read] Excerpt: The incessant poking was what finally drove him to the verge of consciousness. “Gusssss…” The all too familiar voice called, in what was clearly not it’s first attempt of the morning. “Gus, come on, wake up, Rip Van Rumpelstiltskins.”
Five Months On: Murder, Intrigue, Stuff I Should Have Noticed Before, and a Really Great Espresso Machine by Futuresoon
Harry/Perry (first time), Harry/Harmony (est.rel.), R, 11837 words, casefic. A/N: Takes place five months after the movie.
Excerpt: So what I’m trying to say is—even if I take a really long time to say it—during that whole thing, it felt like we were all in it together. I mean, there are friends, and then there are friends who go through the complete works of Humphrey Bogart with you against their will. I won’t even go into the other times Perry got shot, mostly because they’re kind of uncomfortable to talk about. We’re a group. We’re important to each other. And that’s really, really cool.
Fluff by Relupin
Harry/Perry, PG-13, 593 words, first time (sort of). Prompt: “mashmallows”.
Excerpt: Perry’s kitchen is far more organized than any single man’s kitchen has a right to be. The refrigerator actually has food in it, the cabinet tops are dusted, and the pantry is stocked and shelved with even, neat lines. It’s ridiculous. I have to fix it.
Four Times Harry Lockhart Kinda Got Away With Snooping Through Perry’s Bookshelf (And One Time He Didn’t!) by Not_last_resort
Harry/Perry, NC-17, 3250 words, first time. Summary: For the challenge “Perry’s Bookshelf.” More or less what the title says. Harry makes a habit of going through Perry’s stuff which leads to events he would not have expected.
Excerpt: I found a certain heavily dog-eared book hidden amongst the Shakespeares and Molieres and Forsters and Hemingways and other boring and stuffy crap. This book, though was definitely not boring. It was also one that no man, no matter how flamingly homosexual he is, should ever, ever own. I mean, the man beats up bad guys and shoots people and jumps in front of bullets. He would be beyond cool, if he didn’t keep things like that book on his shelf.
Four Words by Enkael
Harry/Perry, NC-17, 1620 words. Summary: Harry and Perry have a bit of fun. (PWP)
[Have not read] Excerpt: I had to admit it, I liked seeing Perry’s face when he was pissed off. I liked it even more when he was on top of me, filling me with his cock. Growling. Panting. Biting my ears and neck… But that wasn’t the case tonight. The idiot pissed me off, and now we’re sleeping in different rooms.
Freedom of speech by Noctuabunda
Harry/Perry, NC-17, 1687 words, established relationship, PWP. Prompt: “virgin”. Summary: “Is actually all of that supposed to go in there?”
Excerpt: “Holy shit.“ / “What?“ / “Is that – is actually all of that supposed to go in there?” / “Um, yeah Harry, that’s how it’s been working for centuries.”
A Gay Afternoon by Boheme06
Harry/Perry, NC-17, 2439 words, first time. Prompt: “the gym”. Summary: Harry remembers a particular afternoon with Perry.
Excerpt: When you’re a detective, or working for a detective– a detective’s assistant, if you will, you’ve got to stay on top of your game. Mind, matter, all that kind of stuff. And for most people, the simple answer to this question is a gym membership. Of course, in Perry’s case, there’s also apparently some rule in the big book of gay that says you have to be a member at the local Gold’s Gym or else they like, take away your pecker or something.
The Gay Christmas Tree by Severa
Harry/Perry, PG-13, 1203 words, established relationship. Summary: Why Perry no longer lets Harry decorate for the holidays.
Excerpt: [...] Perry doesn’t trust me. Not the usual mistrust, he’s not paranoid that I’m cheating on him behind his back, no it’s about-and I’m sorry about how gay this is going to sound-interior decoration, even more specifically: holiday decoration.
Gone Away by VZG
Harry/Perry, NC-17, 3327 words, first time. Summary: You don’t really appreciate some things until they’re gone.
Excerpt: “You idiot!” He sounded angrier and more relieved at the same time. That’s kind of impressive, actually; I can’t do that. I’m just angry or relieved, or I try to go between the two and just end up confused. Or dizzy. “I thought you were dead!” Oh. Oh, shit. Well, all right, I guess I can forgive a little shine in the eye then.
The Halloween Adventure: (Why does all of this shit happen on holidays?) by Csi-Sanders1129
Harry/Perry, R, 2030 words. A/N: Casefile. Romance. Drama. Summary: Yet another not boring case, on yet another holiday for Harry and Perry.
[Have not read] WIP. Excerpt: “’Harry, get the door.’ ‘Harry deal with the annoying trick-or-treaters.’ ‘Harry, hurry up.’… God, is there anything you don’t want me to do?” I, one less than amused Harry Lockhart, asked, as I returned from what had to be my seventy-second trip to deal with the above-mentioned trick-or-treaters.
Happily Ever After by Kahvi
Harry/Perry, NC-17, ~2200 words, humour, established relationship.
Excerpt: So straight guys can’t suck cock, Perry says, and I have to admit that him saying that keeps me from trying to do it all that often. He never complains, but I have to wonder, when he keeps saying things like that.
Harry Lockhart and the Apocalyptic Mistake by Not_last_resort
Harry/Perry, R, 2911 words, first time. Summary: When Harry does something to really piss Perry off it changes their friendship dramatically.
Excerpt: Yeah, so this is officially the biggest overreaction in the history of ever. The way he’s running around like a headless chicken, bitching like an unneutered Chihuahua, you’d think I’d done something off-the-wall terrible. Like say, I dunno, ruined a stakeout, got us kidnapped, or severely miscalculated the math needed for a successful game of Russian Roulette that lead to me shooting our source of information.
Harry’s Day Out by Not_last_resort
Harry/Perry, R, 12588 words, first time. Prompt: “disco”. Summary: Somehow Harry convinces Perry to take him to the gay pride parade. Chaos ensues.
Excerpt: “So? I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to watch even if you don’t suck dick, Perry,” Harry says, folding his arms in a look-how-smart-I-am way that makes Perry seethe. He raises an eyebrow and continues, “That’s what the parade’s supposed to be about, isn’t it? Tolerance. Like PFLAG. They’re Parents and Friends of Gays and Lesbians. Or Lesbians and Gays, I guess it is. Whatever. I’m a friend of gay. I can go. I’m a PFLAG,” Harry grins proudly.
Have you solved the case? by Ca
Harry/Perry, NC-17, 4292 words, crossover with Psych. Prompt: “Perry’s hometown”. Summary: Two cases are one case, just like in those fucking Johnny Gossamer novels.
[Have not read] Excerpt: “I got us a case,” Harry quips just as Perry’s walking in. / “What are you talking about, moron? We already have a case.” / “This is way better than some case of mistaken identity rape vs. consensual adultery case.”
Insert Clever Title Here (or Some Stuff that Happened to Me a While Back) by Ennui_blue_lite
Harry/Perry, R, 5630 words, established relationship, some angst.
Excerpt: Okay, so usually, Perry handles most of the deducing – which is probably why he’s got his name on the door, and I’m not allowed to touch the guns without special permission – but I’d read my share of detective novels (not just Johnny Gossamer, thank you) and I was starting to reach a few conclusions of my own. And that was when I decided that Perry was cheating on me.
NEW it should be obvious you owe me by Pesha
Harry/Perry, NC-17, 475 words, first time, drunk!Harry, humour.
Excerpt: Fucking Perry couldn’t be all that bad, right? If he was ever going to try the gay thing, it should be with a semi-professional gay, right? Or at least a gay who had enough skills to go professional and clearly Perry had the skills.
It Was an Accident…Really… by Focsfyr
Harry/Perry, PG, 1100 words, first time. Summary: A tale of Harry and Perry’s first few kisses and the fun (and not so fun) things they led to.
Excerpt: The first time they kissed it was like an assault, all strong arms around his body and aggressive tongue forcing its way between his lips. For a second Harry froze while his brain processed the fact that he was being kissed by a guy, a guy he barely even knew, then his body clicked into gear and his hands rose to push Perry away.
Kiss Me and sequel Doris and Lucinda Go to Gay Paree by Relupin
Harry/Perry, R, 1809+5417 words, first time. Summary: “The man is seriously lacking in creativity… I mean, what did he do when he got caught before I was around? Make out with a tree?”
Excerpt: He’d been kissing me, and I can’t say I really enjoyed it, but I keep thinking: If he was trying to not get excited over me, was he making it intentionally bad? And yes, I’m well aware that this is not the sort of internal discussion a sober straight man has about his best friend/ business partner/ boss.
A Little Magic by Toranoko
Harry/Perry, R, ~2000 words, first time. Prompt: “magic wands”. Summary: Harry thinks he might have woken up gay… Really gay.
Excerpt: I swear, I wasn’t gay when I woke up yesterday. But clearly, I must be at least a little gay today. I mean, I’m waking up in bed with Perry. And no, there were no drugs or booze involved, just a little magic and a lot of sex. Which, don’t worry, I’ll get to that later.
Lollipops by Csi-Sanders1129
Harry/Perry, PG, 780. Prompt: “candy”. Summary: Just what does Harry have to do to get Perry to make the first move?
[Have not read] Excerpt: It started on a stakeout. Just a plain, old, boring as hell, stakeout. They’d been sitting outside of their targets home for going on five hours, and the only incriminating thing about Bryan Hallet so far was that the license plate of his ’97 Chevy 4×4 was expired.
Message Boy and sequel The Case of the Stone Snake by Kijikun
Harry/Perry, NC-17, 5169+3069 words, established relationship. Warnings: references to prison rape, violence. Summary: Someone wants to send Perry a message, and Harry gets to be the message boy.
Sequel is a WIP. Excerpt: Wait – what was my point again? Right, the story I’m going to tell you – right. So for those of you left you should know that I lied earlier. This story has a lot of violence – mostly done to me, I might add –some shit about my ten months in jail that I’d really rather not talk about, and a good deal of that angst and miscommunication shit you girls seem to love in this stories.
No Return by Not_last_resort (or here)
Harry/Perry, R, ~7500 words, first time, some angst. Summary: Is one drunken mistake enough to destroy a beautiful (in its own twisted way) friendship? A slightly angsty, mostly fluffy post-movie fic.
Excerpt: Should he acknowledge it or completely ignore it until Harry was ready? If he acted like nothing had happened, would Harry think he’d forgotten and wallow in silent torment forever? Fuck this, fuck this, fuck this, was all Perry could think over and over and over again.
Noir Enough by Thefourthvine
Harry/Perry, R, ~7000 words, humour, first time.
Excerpt: Perry sat back down in the chair where they’d had him tied up. He said, “So, basically, I’m stuck in a cargo container on a ship that will spend the next 2 to 3 days en route to Mexico. And I’m in here with a guy who is going to spend that time vomiting. This is not my life. This was not my life before I met you.”
Not With a Bang But a Whimper by Lyrstzha
Harry/Perry, NC-17, 7692 words, first time. Summary: Destiny doesn’t always go the way you expect.
Excerpt: Harmony told me that we needed to talk. I figured I’d done something stupid like forgetting an anniversary, but no. Instead she sat me down and confessed that she was this thing called `polyamorous’. I thought she was telling me she had some kind of disease, and I got all upset and held her hand and promised that I’d love her no matter what. And then she finally explained what she meant, and…yeah, I didn’t take that so well. See Harry; see Harry’s psychotic break. Break, Harry, break!
The Oral Stage by Onewayfreak
Harry/Perry, NC-17, 1000 words, established relationship. Summary: Just a little porn.
Excerpt: I wouldn’t call Perry difficult – at least, not to his face. No, he’s not difficult; he’s… he’s a perfectionist. There are times when they seem to amount to the same thing in my mind, such as days when he makes me retype the same case file three times because, ‘The phrasing isn’t as clear as it could be.’ But I guess I can’t really fault him for being a little demanding when it comes to what we do in his bed.
The Other Line by GiddyGeek
Harry/Perry, R, ~2000 words, humour, first time, some angst. Summary: It wasn’t Perry’s fault exactly although, okay, it was Perry’s fault.
Excerpt: “I’m not a good man, but I’m not fucking some straight moron who’s so drunk he can’t even get it up.” His hand moved to Harry’s hip, palm pressed against him and fingers curled, kneading. “And I’m not going to be some straight, drunk moron’s rebound fuck, Harry. Forget it.”
Pack Leader by Csi-Sanders1129
Harry/Perry, R, 2800. Summary: Yeah, hello there, dear readers. Oh, what am I so eloquently introducing here? That would be the not so exhilarating tale of how Perry and I acquired another roommate. No worries to all you rabid fan girls, I’m the only one sharing a bed with Perry – at least in the way you’re thinking.
[Have not read] Excerpt: It started out like you might expect. Although, I guess, with us, and you knowing what you do, that might actually be harder to expect than one would expect. Wow, what am I even saying? You know what? Let’s start this whole disaster over. Okay? Okay.
Partners by Lasergirl
Harry/Perry, PG-13, ~3600 words, first time, angst. Summary: After Perry’s hit over the head, Harry learns more than he wanted to know about his boss.
Excerpt: [...] after that, he sort of shut all that stuff back up inside him and then he just looked like plain old Perry again. Not crazy South American killer Perry, not ‘I shot a man in Rio’ Perry, it was just regular bitchy, concussed ‘why are you wearing shoes in my bedroom’ Perry.
Quid Pro Quo by Csi-Sanders1129
Harry/Perry, R, 2050 words. Prompt: “excessive chain”. Summary: This is not a good day. Days beginning with kidnappings and torture never are, it seems.
[Have not read] Excerpt: This is not a good day. Days beginning with kidnappings and torture never are, it seems. You see, about a week ago, Perry and I took a case. Big surprise there, right? Well, it seemed normal enough. Distressed husband thinks his wife is up to no good when she’s out all hours of the night. Boring stakeouts, pictures, blah blah blah, the whole nine yards.
Secrets of the Trade by Trascendenza
Harry/Perry, R, 400 words, established relationship. Summary: Perry is very good at winning.
Excerpt: “Perry.” He continued about his merry business of sucking Harry’s dick without so much as batting a pretty gay eyelash.
Shenanigans and sequel Clarity by Relupin
Harry/Perry, R, 1837+3276 words, first time, some angst. A/N: the answer to the age old question, “What happens when you manage to tick Perry off by mocking his gayness?” Summary: “There are many, many problems with this plan, the first of which is that I don’t like lime sherbet. Seriously. Worst party plans ever. Who celebrates a five figure pay check with freaking ice cream?”
Excerpt: Being the sucky narrator that I am, I also forgot to tell you about the biggest problem with me eating ice cream. For some unknown reason, frozen sugary goodness makes me all soft and squishy on the inside, and no, I’m not referring to my bowels. When I eat ice cream, I’m highly prone to fits of the snuggles.
Shower by Ennui_blue_lite
Harry/Perry, NC-17, 1299 words, established relationship, hurt/comfort. Warning: mention of non-con.
Excerpt: Water cascaded down Harry’s back, rolling over bare skin and into the shower drain. His hands were splayed against the eggshell colored walls; he whimpered desperately, and it echoed off the tile. Perry slid a hand along Harry’s hip and thought, ‘nothing has ever been this sexy.’
Sick Day by Csi-Sanders1129
Harry/Perry, R, 1800 words, first time (sort of). Summary: Nothing good ever comes of kissing Perry when he’s sick.
Excerpt: Perry Van Shrike is pretty hard to live with sometimes. Don’t get me wrong, the guys my best friend, I owe him my life (sadly, I believe the ratio of his saves to my saves is somewhere around, oh… 67 to 2) but he has his quirks. One of them is how much more of an ass he is when he’s sick.
Sorry by Black_Nata
Harry/Perry, PG-13, 572 words. Summary: “I’m so sorry, I don’t know what…Perry, please, I’m sorry…”.
[Have not read] Excerpt: The silence is deafening. He liked those rare moments of peace and quiet he barely got due to Harry’s unstoppable blabber. This was not one of those moments.
Stakeout by Roadstergal
Harry/Perry, Perry/m, R, ~1370 words, humour, first time, crossover with Tomb Raider movieverse. A/N: You don’t need to know TR to get the fic – it’s just a bit of fluff.
Excerpt: You’re a lousy drunk, Harry. You should ease off. [...] A fucking story? What do you want to hear about? / Anything? Oh, right, anything. Want to hear about my best lay ever? / You do? Right, you really are drunk.
Things We Can’t Untie: Or, Gay Perry and Gay Harry and the Gay Jewels of Nabooti by Jeudi
Harry/Perry, PG-13, ~3400 words, humour, first time/established relationship. Summary: “Is that drink really bright pink? Are you really that gay?” Harry embarks on a clumsy attempt at seduction.
Excerpt: “Where, in your tiny reptilian brain did you come to the conclusion that that was a good idea?” He screeched, and of course in the ensuing melee the guy we were tailing got away and of course I got blamed even though Perry was the one who lost his cool and threw a big gay hissy fit.
This Week’s Issue of The National Enquirer by Severa
Harry/Perry, Perry/Tony Stark, R, 2569 words, crossover with Iron Man. Summary: Perry has a celebrity boyfriend who happens to look a hell of a lot like his partner.
[Have not read] Excerpt: Perry was getting laid on a steady basis. I knew it. And not because he’d been bringing home buff, tanned, botoxed Ken dolls (but with certain accessories curiously lacking from the Mattel toy) every other day, leaving me having to listen to rapturous gay moanings throughout the night. Not that I sit outside the door and listen or anything like that.
Trials by Veracious (or here)
Harry/Perry, PG-13, ~2200 words, first time (sort of). Summary: As if stuff like that happens and then they just don’t show it because they can’t have more gay stuff in what’s already an R-rated film.
Excerpt: It wasn’t like a scenario with an overly sexual gay person and a really confused straight one, though, because Perry’s not like that and I’m not like that. But it did happen and I’m not going to lie about it, except if Harmony asks in which case I’m usually like, “Honey, just because I fell asleep on our wedding night, it doesn’t mean anything.”
The Warehouse Incident by Gryvon
Harry/Perry, PG-13, 1814 words. Summary: Harry and Perry break into a warehouse, and Harry comes to the realization that he’s not as straight as he thinks.
Excerpt: “I’m just saying,” Harry said as he picked at the lock on the warehouse door, “there’s a slight chance she could…” / “Not gonna happen.” Perry was watching through one of the windows, occasionally checking the perimeter to make sure they weren’t seen.
Wedding by Roadstergal
Harry/Perry, R, 895 words, established relationship.
Excerpt: “The only thing I hate more than fucking weddings is fucking tuxedoes,” he snapped. “I look like a faggot.” / “No,” Perry replied, smugly, “faggots look good in tuxedoes.”
Welcome to the Party by Relupin
Harry/Perry, 6900 words. A/N: Little Black Dress Fic.
[Have not read] Excerpt: Harry Lockhart threw a handful of tiny, chocolate, jack-jumping bears into his mouth and sighed happily. He settled into his office chair and propped his feet up on the desk. Perry Van Shrike smacked them to the floor in less than a second.
You Know What They Say About Eavesdroppers by Crimsonquills
Harry/Perry, NC-17, ~7000 words, first time. Summary: Harry overhears some speculation about himself and Perry while at a party. His brain takes it from there.
Excerpt: It’s not like he wanted Perry to fuck him. Harry was aiming for a different target, here. Still. It irked him, a bit, to think that someone who fucked around as much as Perry did would turn him down. If, you know, he was an option. Which he wasn’t. It’d just be nice to think he was wanted.
You Wouldn’t Want to Live There by Sidrin
Harry/Perry, R, 8051 words, first time. Summary: It’s hard to believe it was just last Christmas I was straight.
Excerpt: For those of you wondering what I was doing getting a lap dance from a stripper named after a fruit, and not Harmony I’ll tell you. For those of you not wondering, well you’re going to hear anyway. See some would say I got to here by being a jealous idiot. That’s actually what Perry believes. Personally I blame the robot.
An Alan Smithee Sequel by Ponderosa
Harry/Perry/Harmony, Harry/Harmony, PG-13, 2684 words. Summary: You’re only missing a bunch of predictable misunderstandings and innuendo.
Excerpt: It was tough, you know, trying to get over what happened with my sister. When I first got to the city hardly a day went by that I didn’t think of her. Fuck, that was trite. Let me start over. God, I’m as bad as Harry, aren’t I. The sentiment though, I mean, it’s all true.
Boom Boom by Basingstoke
Harry/Perry/Harmony, NC-17, ~1000 words, humour, first time. Summary: A nutty night at Perry’s place.
Excerpt: Harmony and Perry were both sitting on the couch and looking at me, and they were both drinking tequila. This could not be good. “What?” I said. / “We’re trying to decide if you’re bi,” Harmony said.
Day 378: And Now, Tomorrow by Tzikeh
Harry/Perry/Harmony, NC-17, ~6000 words, humour, first time. Summary: “Shithead.” / “Fag.”
Excerpt: “Will the two of you stop for a minute?” Harmony took Harry’s hand in her free one. “All we have to do is agree that whatever happens tonight will never, ever, ever affect our friendships, or your working relationship, or our marriage.”
Kiss Van Detective (parts 1-8, parts 9-10) by Leapoffaith_79
Harry/Perry/Harmony, PG-13, short. Summary: In this KKBB fanfic, an ill Harry dreams he is Johnny Gossamar (ala The Singing Decetive). We also learn Harmony and Perry like the soaps.
[Have not read] Excerpt: Hello, ladies and gentleman. This is Harry Lockhart, your- okay to the person that screamed “No, not again”, unless you see any other narrators around, shut the bleep up.
Cigarettes and other habits by Noctuabunda
Harry/Perry/Harmony, PG-13, 550 words, first time.
Excerpt: Perry was lying motionless on his satin sheets and stared at the ceiling. “I’ve never done anything like this.” / “Ah, it can happen to anyone” Harry tried to calm him down. / “Not to me!” he retorted in a tone of voice that would’ve been convincing – if the hard facts hadn’t contradicted him.
The Case of the Gay Shirt by Basingstoke
Gen-ish, Harry, Perry, some Harry/Harmony, PG-13, ~1400 words, humour. Summary: Harry learns how to act gay.
Excerpt: “I’m sending you undercover,” Perry announced. He does that, dictates. I said, “Okay.” / “So you need to act gay,” he said. [...] “Wear this shirt.” He handed me a shirt… I don’t know, a shirt with a pattern. Bright.
Count the days by Ca
Gen, Perry, Harry, PG, 927 words, some angst. Summary: Harry has a problem, and he needs a push to fix it.
Excerpt: Perry didn’t like Harry much, if truth be told. He was useful enough when sober, but that wasn’t nearly enough of the time to be cost-effective. In fact, nothing about Harry was cost-effective. Perry couldn’t keep liquor in the house and after a few months of not being able to hide a Shiraz without it going astray he gave up.
Detective School for Alcoholic Superheros by Dollygrip
PG, 3695 words, crossover with Iron Man. Summary: Tony Stark decides to spruce up on his detective skills and lands himself in a world of trouble. Harry’s not helping much, but it’s nice to have him around, all the same. Gangsters, sexual tension, drunken monologues and more. Pairings: Everyone is in love with everyone. Obviously.
[Have not read] WIP. Excerpt: ‘Hey Jimmy, what you up to?’ / ‘War.’ / Tony hung up. He called Pepper. ‘Potts, where you at?’ / ‘I’m upstairs, Tony.’ / ‘What’s on my To Do List?’ / ‘You don’t have a To Do List.’ / Course I do. It’s on the fridge. On the green post-it note, right under the autographed Iron Man calendar.’
Downtime by Dollygrip
Tony/Pepper, Harry, PG, 613 words, crossover with Iron Man. Summary: Tony contemplates future possibilities. Guest Star: Harry Lockhart of Kkiss BBang fame and some whiskey. Loosely inspired by the prompt ‘promise’ [...].
[Have not read] Excerpt: ‘You ever hit that?’ Harry asked, his eyes glazing over Pepper Pott’s smooth long legs as she walked from the office. / ‘God, no,’ Tony grimaced, and refilled his glass.
A General Theory About Idiots by Earlwyn
Harry/Harmony, Perry, PG-13, 5600 words. Summary: Featuring Wal-mart, shoes, grammar lessons, and gay coffee drinks. This is what Christmas is supposed to be like.
Excerpt: Harmony leaving me, for one. And then coming back, and the bad guys showing up with her and then the thing with Perry and how being called an idiot doesn’t always mean you are an idiot even if you are one, and fuck, why am I bothering setting this up when I can just get to the fucking story?
Harmony Faith by Fantasticmuse
Gen, Harmony, Harry, Perry, PG, 378 words, angst. A/N: Sort of gen, of course you can read the ot3 implications in, just like I always do.
Excerpt: She made it through the night, through the ambulance ride, through Harry’s surgery, through Perry’s surgery, through half-sleep and dreams and doctor questions and police questions until she’s ready to scream or cry or break something.
I’ve got a Confession to Make by Mask Of Glamour
Harry/Harmony, NC-17, 2300 words. Summary: ‘member that scene in the movie where Harmony’s topless and Harry jumps in bed with her??? yeah, I gave it an extended twist…with a surprise ending…
[Have not read] Excerpt: Harry slid into the cushy, warm bed, pulling the covers of the fluffy down comforter up to his chest and her shoulders. Harmony immediately snuggled up to him, crawling under his arm and laying her head on his chest, and Harry was completely overwhelmed by the moment.
Just Another Day At Work by Kahvi
Gen, Harry, Perry, R, ~2200 words, humour.
Excerpt: You can’t work for a gay man and be homophobic. Well, you could, but I wouldn’t recommend trying it with Perry. But that’s the way it is; he’s Gay Perry, I’m Straight Harry. Maybe I should start calling myself that? It’d look good on our business cards.
Just a Talk by Not_last_resort
Gen, Harry, Perry, R, 1550 words. Summary: Harry and Perry have a bit of a heart to heart.
Excerpt: They’re sitting on the couch, watching some stupid horror movie. Harry’s never been a fan of them. He always finds them cheesy, badly written and just not scary. But ever since he moved in with Perry, they’ve become his favorite thing ever. They don’t scare Harry. But they sure as hell scare Perry. It’s the most hilarious thing in the world.
Keeper by Le_red_queen
Gen, Perry, Harry, Harmony, PG-13, 950 words. A/N: Missing scene from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang; between Harry shooting Mr. Fire and Perry telling Harmony to back off before she got both Harry & Perry killed.
Excerpt: He knows it’s not his fault. He wasn’t kidding, he’s normally not a nice man. He’s cold, he’s ruthless, he loves his job and he’s good at it. He knows that even though there’s really no need to be Harry-fucking-Lockhart’s fucking keeper, he still does it. He just doesn’t know why he does it.
Maybe by Smoke_Baby
Gen, Perry, Harry, Harmony, G, ~500 words. A/N: Set one year after the movie, Christmas time.
Excerpt: All in all, it was very pretentious – at least to Perry van Shrike, who, as a private eye, had seen too much of murders and frauds in a city where not one cared for another to believe in the special spirit of Christmas.
Pin The Tail (part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4) and sequel Men by Roadstergal
Gen-ish, Harry, Perry, some Harry/Harmony, PG, ~9700+850 words, casefic.
Excerpt: It won’t be thirty pages of following a guy and watching him boink a starlet. There will be guns and car chases and blood, and all of that other good shit. I’m not sure there’s any sex at all, actually. Well, I do almost do Harmony, but I get interrupted. You can count that if you like. I don’t.
Pool Party by Ihavecake
Gen, Harry, Perry, R, 2119 words. Summary: It’s all parties and glitz and glamour for Harry and Perry.
Excerpt: He’s on an assignment. He’s supposed to keep an eye out for anything suspicious and alert Perry if shit starts to go down. Although quite what defines ’suspicious’ at a party where a midget in bondage gear is handing out canapés is anyone’s guess.
Sense Of Perfection and sequel Wrap My Harms by Hannah R. Orlove
Gen, Harry, Perry, G/PG-13, 650+550 words, AU (?). A/N: This piece takes place in the universe of powergeneration where Harry is a hyperprocessor.
[Have not read] Excerpt: It’s like how in all the Jonny Gossamer books there’s a set pattern to things and if you know that pattern you know how the story’s going to end.
The Simple Art Of Graverobbing by Gekizetsu
Gen-ish, Harry, Perry, mention of Harry/Harmony, Sam, Dean, R, 5100 words, humour, crossover with Supernatural. A/N: not entirely gen, because of the characters involved. Summary: Harry and Perry discover who’s been digging up the currently dead and formerly famous. The Winchesters…are Not Amused.
Excerpt: Next thing I remember, I was waking up on the ground with a huge fire in the open grave nearby, and Perry was sitting there with one hand on my forehead and the other under my head. He looked kind of worried. Sam and his angry, Crisco-using brother who he may or may not have been fucking were standing a few feet away with shotguns and Perry was calling them idiots.
Suburban Decay by Chaosmanor
Gen, Harry, Perry, PG-13, 3570 words.
Excerpt: Now, if Harry was in charge, this is where he’d be jumping around the place in the narrative, getting all mixed up, telling you about how we wound up in a parking garage, with a bunch of zombies after us, instead of concentrating on whatever larcenous activity he was supposed to be undertaking. I’m more disciplined than Harry, which is not difficult. Your average toddler is more disciplined than Harry.
Sunshine State by Cassyl
Gen, Harry, Perry, PG-13, 7690 words, casefic, some angst. Prompt: “Florida”. Summary: Perry and Harry are hired to tail a truant teen heartthrob.
Excerpt: “No, Harry,” he snapped. His jaw went all tight, the way it always does when someone says something spectacularly stupid to him. “You’re the one who’s full of shit. The only people who fall for that accepting equal-opportunity bullshit about the freedom to love indiscriminately are straight people. And I’ll tell you one thing, keeping that kid in closet isn’t only in his manager’s best interest, ‘cause he won’t sell too many copies of Tiger Beat once his twelve-year-old fanbase finds out he likes sucking cock.”
Taking in the Sights by Hannah R. Orlove
Perry/m, NC-17, 1800 words, crossover with an RPF fandom (check out the link if you want more specific info on the pairing and the crossover fandom). A/N: Takes place in the universe of powergeneration.
[Have not read] Excerpt: When Perry wants to drink, he doesn’t have to go anywhere; he’s got what he likes at home for when he wants to add some alcohol to his system. But when he wants to go out, he goes to one of two places.
Things Perry Knows by Alchemistc
Harry/Harmony, Perry, PG-13, 850 words. Summary: Perry hates puppies, but if Harry were a puppy Perry would probably buy him and take care of him and love him and coo over him like a stupid fag with a puppy does.
Excerpt: Harmony does not deserve Harry. She’s the typical LA girl, beautiful, smart, completely, totally fucked up. This is something Perry has always been able to count on. More often than not, Harmony will screw it up. That’s it. She doesn’t deserve an idealist like Harry Lockhart, who looks at her like she’s young and amazing and perfect.
Untitled by Cassyl
Gen, Harry, Perry, PG-13, 581 words, a bit of angst. Summary: Lost on the road, Harry tries to have a heart-to-heart with Perry.
Excerpt: He does that thing with his hands where it looks like he wants to strangle me. “If I wanted to pour my heart out to someone—which isn’t likely, by the way—don’t you think I’d pick someone a little more sympathetic?” I look down at my knees. That hurts, a little.
Untitled by Cassyl
Gen, Harry, Perry, G, 264 words. Summary: Perry has a proposal for Harry.
Excerpt: “I think we should do it.” / I stopped in the middle of the filing I was doing. “Really?” / He was leaning in the doorway, looking supremely relaxed, and, what was more, he was actually smiling—not his usual look. “Yeah,” he said.
Untitled by Rocknload
Gen-ish, Harry, Perry, Harmony, some Harry/Harmony, PG-13, 700 words, some angst. Warning: mention of child abuse. A/N: Random drabbles for Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, no real pattern or theme, seven of them. Because seven is an awesomely round number. Mostly about Harry, one Harry/Harmony… blah.
Excerpt: The first time Harry got arrested, he was seventeen and he’d stolen a watch of all things. An ugly watch. He’d told everyone it was a gun, because that sounded so much cooler. Second time, it was VCRs. Third time, it was more VCRs. The fourth time was special, actually.
Verbosity by GypsyJr
Harry/Harmony, R, 460 words. Summary: Sometimes those three little words can really mess with your head.
[Have not read] Excerpt: He’s still holding her hand. The thought sticks in her mind, an undercurrent among the flood of emotions as she begins to accept the truth of her sister’s death. At first she can’t even hear him trying to speak to her, and it’s only when he squeezes her hand gently that she comes back to earth.
Well, You Walked Into The Party… by Mclittlebitch
Harry/Tony Stark, NC-17, 3200 words, crossover with Iron Man.
[Have not read] Excerpt: The thing about Noir is, the hero never gets the girl. Alright, sometimes he ends up with the Gal Friday, but considering I’m basically fulfilling that function for Perry at the moment, I’d rather not think about the implications of that one. There is guy-on-guy action in this story, but it’s not me and him. Shit, I just gave away the whole thing, you’d think I’d be better at this narration stuff by now.
P.S. If you are aware of any other stories fitting this list or encounter a broken link, please, let me know (comment here or on livejournal).
